Poster:	shadownlite
Date:	2011-08-12 02:18
Subject:	Please do not use it besides a use.
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

A Japanese house guest that visited me recently gifted me with these slippers.



The bonus cool of these slippers?

The wonderful Engrish instructions for them on the back of the tag.

Poster:	glowing_dragon
Date:	2011-06-25 00:15
Subject:	You sell WHAT in this bakery?!
Security:	Public
Mood:	dorky

A friend and I were at a bakery earlier, and we saw some egg tarts for sale. Unfortunately, a handwritten sign proudly announced that the items on display were "egg tards." =/

Poster:	featherfire
Date:	2011-06-11 21:34
Subject:	Please to putting 3 balls
Security:	Public

I was searching something for a friend, and I came across this listing for a toilet deodorizer: http://en.kenko.com/shop/en-us/commodity/H122900H/

For the link-phobic:

Product description Japanese(Original)
`` hakugen toirebo-ru kara- 200g '' deodorant・aromatic for the toilet. Please use this deodorant in urinal by putting 3 balls. When the ball becomes smaller, insert a new toilet ball.

Purposes
A toilet the toilet ( men 's ) bowl ) purposes.

How To Use
Please use by putting it to the toilet bowl urinals 3 balls. Appropriate of a toilet and closable please careful with during use.

Term of validity
After you start to use about two or three months. The valid period are consistent not by on temperature and usage. In summer, which be taken soon to match seeing them.

Precautions in Use
● Do n't putting it on part shall add a reach infants hand.
● When using this pad, please, it be careful appropriate of a toilet and closable.
● it may or sucking accidentally and eat the product, consult physician the top is processed by drink water by making rather, spit out soon abundantly.
● Avoid using addition to purposes.

Ingredients
Paradichlorobenzene flavoring.


IT MAY OR SUCKING ACCIDENTALLY.

Poster:	el_eye_see
Date:	2011-06-11 13:21
Subject:	ZOMIGD! Someone is Slandering Doraemon!
Security:	Public

I've been searching for a nice laptop skin, and ran across this abomination:

Poster:	featherfire
Date:	2011-01-04 19:22
Subject:	ALL of FLAVER
Security:	Public

A friend of mine produces a photo webcomic called Kimono's Townhouse. A lot of her visuals rely on her extensive collection of miniatures, and she's always on the lookout for new ones. Recently she's been building a grocery store, and she's acquired a lot of miniature foods. Sometimes these have recognizable brand names. Sometimes, however...

( Well, see for yourself )

Poster:	codeman38
Date:	2010-09-30 08:07
Subject:	Vomit at goat-time
Security:	Public

For those who haven't already encountered this elsewhere: this is why you should never use an online translator when posting to technical support mailing lists. A small sampling:

At often, the goat-time install a error is vomit. To how many times like the wind, a pole, and the dragon? Install 2,3 repeat, spank, vomit blows

See Language Log and Charlie Stross' blog for attempts at figuring out just what the heck Matsumoto-san was trying to ask.

Poster:	talonvaki
Date:	2010-09-11 23:40
Subject:	You never think it will happen to you...
Security:	Public
Mood:	perplexed

I sent my old dead iPhone into a "cash for dead electronic" places, and their emailed offer was substantially lower than the amount they quoted on their website. I asked why, and I got this email in response...

The reduction in due to the condition of the case. There were reported hairline cracks on the top and bottom (it happens with even genital use) and more then normal scratches, wear and pitting on the case.

Um...pretty sure I never did that to my old phone.

Poster:	featherfire
Date:	2010-08-09 13:27
Subject:	Yum?
Security:	Public

Another gem from Ichiban Kan in San Francisco's Japantown, the best dollar store ever.



Maybe that's what you get when you fuck the duck until exploded...

Poster:	muddle
Date:	2010-04-04 14:09
Subject:	Chinese counterfeit games consoles, the gift that keeps on giving.
Security:	Public

Aye this video is long, but it's got some PEARLS of Engrish within.

I'm sure you are all simply dying to play 'Chanticleer Hegemony' and 'Nonsuch Fly Racing'.

Poster:	glowing_dragon
Date:	2010-03-23 18:28
Subject:	Fresh skin, anyone? (menu)
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

Found this mildly Engrish menu via my friend Katherine:



I'm not sure I want to eat Albert Yip... isn't that cannibalism?

Poster:	mix_hyenataur
Date:	2010-02-08 02:21
Subject:
Security:	Public

Poster:	rhodamine
Date:	2009-11-25 12:07
Subject:	Brooklyn, NY
Security:	Public

Runst % Like New...

Poster:	rhodamine
Date:	2009-11-24 10:01
Subject:	Brooklyn, NY
Security:	Public

Freshly Frie Jumboo Shrimp...

Poster:	rhodamine
Date:	2009-11-19 10:05
Subject:	Chinatown NYC
Security:	Public

Have You Apply Yet!

Poster:	drelvistoad
Date:	2009-11-06 08:11
Subject:	I seem to be getting more spam of this sort lately
Security:	Public

Subject: glorious. I want visit you country.

Heya.
How are things?
My name Blanca
I search serious relations.
I beautiful and intelligent.
Tell a little about itself.
Would like to see shortly the answer to the letter.
Most the best...

Poster:	mix_hyenataur
Date:	2009-11-04 03:07
Subject:	How is babby formed?
Security:	Public

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Poster:	rhodamine
Date:	2009-10-27 14:38
Subject:	Brooklyn, NY
Security:	Public

10.00 Mininon...

Poster:	madfishmonger
Date:	2009-10-22 11:01
Subject:	Wibrate.
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

( Mug )

Poster:	rakugo_report
Date:	2009-10-19 20:08
Subject:	Thrift Stoar
Security:	Public

I found this store in Harajuku. I didn't even notice the Engrish until after I took the photo. The full name: "Harajuku Chicago Thrift Stoar"

Poster:	envydia
Date:	2009-10-15 03:41
Subject:
Security:	Public

From a post on free_manga:

My level of love needs to recharged!

... I kind of want a t-shirt that says this now. It would be adorable.